Alarm Clock "Fucking Alarm" – Black · Retro · Metal | Fisura
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Description
Do you have a hard time waking the f*ck up in the morning?!
Forget those fancy-schmancy machines designed to wake you naturally with faux daylight. Sometimes all you need to get your arse outta bed is a f*cking jolt and the Fucking Alarm Clock by Fisura promises to deliver!
A modern twist on a retro hammer and twin bell classic, this clock features the words “Fucking Alarm” around the face, which seems quite apt to us as that happens to be exactly what we yell at the blasted thing when it goes off.
Scream at it all you like, just don’t go throwing it against the wall. And if you do, don’t come crawling to our customer service team telling us it’s suddenly broken, we’ll know what’s up.
The only way we can accurately describe the sound this alarm makes is really f*cking annoying, especially on a Monday morning after a night of margaritas. But hey, it does the job, just consider yourself warned!
If you’re living with a potty-mouthed sleepyhead, it looks like you just found their wake-up call!
Material: MetalBattery: 1x AA (not included)
Dimensions: 16x5,5x11,5 cm HxWxD
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